SFLIS Minutes - November 19, 2003

- Which is better: a bull sex organ or an alcoholic redneck?
  The president of the University of Iowa held a "reality show"
  called "Hangin' with Pizzle and Dizzle."  Where did they come up
  with those names?
- From The Onion:  "Clothing Rollback!  Women of Wal-Mart Naked."
- Is Japanese 1 a prerequesite for Japanese 2?
- We had elections last week.
    Co-presidents are Megan Harper and Craig (whose last name is...)
    Treasurer: Josh Goldsborough
    Secretary: David Leach (who, in keeping with SFLIS tradition,
    was not present when the vote was taken)
    Scapegoat: Jon Maakestad
    All other officers are the same as last year.  None of these other
    officers were at the meeting this week (except for Marty), but
    that's ok.
    Mascot:  Rhianna Maakestad
    Mascot Keeper:  Michele Maakestad
    SEx Director:  Lindsay (Josh E's owner)  Official sex goddess.
    Film Critic:  Tim Rush (like the band, only cooler)
    The Charitable One:  Aaron Oehring  (one most likely to have a chair)
    Pinball Coordinator:  Marty Milder
    Mascot Keeper:  Michele Maakestad
    Sports Critic:  Tracie Michlin
    The Questioning One:  Peter Wezeman
- There's an RPGA game day Saturday, 3rd floor of the IMU.
- SWAMP was Sunday.  Next one is Dec. 7.  An unnamed movie will be
  shown.  It's a secret.
- The Lord of the Rings 12-hour extended version DVD is out.
- The Matrix is a decent waste of time.  Seemed dumbed down a little,
  would probably look good on a small screen.  Leaves plenty of
  material for the fanfic writers.
- Should we adopt Pizzle and Dizzle as names for our co-presidents?
  Which one would be Pizzle and which one would be Dizzle.  Or should
  we stick with Porno Girl?
- Somebody just said, "Is that your chunk of meat or mine?"  It sounds
  kind of odd when taken out of context.
- Judging by the laughter, the Azumanga Daioh manga is VERY funny.
- The Soul Calibur tournament went pretty well.
- People will be studying Japanese in 319 Phillips Hall tonight.
- Should we change SWAMP's name to Gonorrhea?  What would it stand for?
  Can we come up with an acronym for it?  Do we even know how to SPELL
  Ghonorrea?  Gonnoreah?  Ghonnhorreah?
- How far into the Fibbonacci sequence can you go before your calculator
  blows up?
- If we put "There is no porn on this site" on our website, then it
  will show up in search engines when people search for porn.
  Of course, they'll be disappointed when they don't find any.
- Josh voluntarily surrenders The Onion.
- We're going to contribute some books from the SFLIS desk to send to
  our troops in Iraq.  That is, if the Student Activities Center is
  open this weekend so someone can go there and get them.
- We are having a meeting next week, even though it's the day before
  Thanksgiving.  We'll see how many people show up.
- Now we're reminiscing about how bad the Dungeons & Dragons movie was.
  And The 9th Gate.  9th Gate is not a good movie, but it's great
  to watch.
- Lord of the Rings: Return of the King opens on Dec. 17.  We should
  go to it.
- SFLIS has 800 theoretical dollars.  There's a meeting in the spring
  where we can find out what we can use it for.
- The name "Porno Girl" comes from a discussion of Lord of the G-Strings
  and Playboy.
- Gamicon is in February.
- We adjourn.